What a fucking waste of an outfit
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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