he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My dick has a subreddit
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
why is half of my head shaved?
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