You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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