Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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