it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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