Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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