Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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