I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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