Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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