I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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