doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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