You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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