No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Randomize