My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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