I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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