Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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