And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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