if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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