Having a random hookup so left but love u
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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