what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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