We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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