I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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