She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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