Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Reggie can tackle my bush.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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