She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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