And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Randomize