We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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