U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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