If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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