Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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