Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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