writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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