i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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