So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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