That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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