it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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