How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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