Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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