He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
