in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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