So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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