This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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