it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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