Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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