All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You did what with his pubic hair?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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