White coat. Heels.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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