Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I understand Curling. That high.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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