Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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