3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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