Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
