in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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