I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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