Apparently you make a good broom.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
operation have a gay friend backfired
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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