How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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